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My name is Allison, I'm 20, and loving life and all it has to offer!
~Taken (4/12/2013) N.A.C. <3
~Starkid, tea, musicals, naptime, stargazing, Doctor Who, Disney

A new challenger approaches!

fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

facts-and-news:

helpmecurehim:

insanity-walls:

Hey SpongeBob Squarepants fans! Have you caught on to all these running gags?

Funniest Running Gags on SpongeBob Squarepants

I loved watching SpongeBob

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#6 is just simply the reason I love all the episodes :’]

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Damn did that really just happen?

pandamonius:

We gave our local bakery a photo of a cake I saw and they made it a reality! I present to you the TARDIS birthday cake :D it’s pretty rad.

pandamonius:

We gave our local bakery a photo of a cake I saw and they made it a reality! I present to you the TARDIS birthday cake :D it’s pretty rad.

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

coolthisfox:

"It’s a bad day, not a bad life."

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

ernbarassing:

If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house

itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

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until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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Best post on tumblr omg